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Ares Design

Si quiere una COCA COLA diga GUIMI A COUC.
Si quiere un cafe y una dona diga COFIANDONA.
Si quiere unos huevos con jamón diga YAMANEGS.
Si se agarra un dedo con la puerta del Taxi diga FOC.
Si algo le parece muy costoso diga FOC.
Si se cae en el metro diga FOC.
Si lo asaltan en el Bronx diga FOC.
Si se encuentra con una mujer de esas de película diga UANA FOC !.
Si alguien le grita algo que contenga FOC responda FOQUIU TU.
Si pierde el pasaporte, detenga un policia y diga AI LOST MAI FOQUIN PEIPERS.
Si se pierde en la ciudad, grite AI AM FOQUIN LOST.
Cuando se refiera a un tercero diga DE FOQUIN GAI OVER-DER.
Si quiere acostarse con una morenaza dígale AI UANA FOC UIZ YU.
Si quiere acostarse con una rubia dígale JALOU, CAN AI FOQUIU?.
Si no sabe donde tomar un Taxi diga JAO TU GET A FOQUIN CAB?.
Si esta muy enojado NO diga REFOC, solo diga FOC varias veces(FOC, FOC, FOC,...)
Si le quieren tomar el pelo pregunte AR YU FOQUIN MI?.
Y si estas instrucciones no le sirven de mucho...." Uat da foc YU uant?"

SPANISH FOR AMERICAN PEOPLE

There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you don't know speak Spanish, we'll be helpful in your learning. For an instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak Spanish.

Leer en ingles y en voz alta:

Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
N L C John = en el sillón = on the armchair
Be a hope and son = Viejo panzón = fat old man
Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chickenshit. jajaja
toy tree stone = estoy tristón = I'm kind a sad.
Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
See eye = si hay = yes we have
T n s free o ? = tienes frío = are you cold?
T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you